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Llama Laughs

Our list of llama jokes and puns

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Before you proceed, this page contains dad jokes!

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Since we started llama life, we have come across llama loads of llama jokes.  So, Llama laughs is our attempt to list llama jokes and puns for people who want to lol at llamas.

Because we love to laugh our collection of puns and jokes is updated weekly with new jokes that are sent to us.

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Before you proceed, we have to warn you, this page contains dad jokes!

Shaggy llama grey on ground

      What is a lamas favourite drink?

Shaggy llama grey on ground

Llamanade!

What do you call a very fast llama?

Llama standing with a flock of sheep protecting them

A llambagini!

Llama standing with a flock of sheep protecting them
Llama standing at machu Pichu

What do all llamas call the end of the world?

Llama standing at machu Pichu

Llamageddon.

What did the llama say to the grass?

Llama sitting down, smart llama with pac

“Nice gnawing you!”

Llama sitting down, smart llama with pac
Mother and baby Llama together on plain

What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?

Mother and baby Llama together on plain

A turtle-neck sweater.

How do llamas respond when you say “Thank you”? They always say

Group of Llamas walong in Boliva

“No probllama.”

Group of Llamas walong in Boliva
Mother and baby Llama together on plain

What do all llamas receive when they graduate from school?

Mother and baby Llama together on plain

A dipllama.

 

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