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Llama Laughs

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Our list of llama jokes and puns

Warning, this page contains dad jokes!

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Since we started Llama Life, we have come across llama loads of llama jokes, so, Llama laughs is our attempt to list llama jokes and puns for people who want to lol at llamas.

Because we love to laugh our collection of puns and jokes is updated weekly with new llama jokes that are sent to us.

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Llama Drinking

      What is a Llamas Favourite Drink?

Llama Drinking

Llamanade!

What do you call a very fast Llama?

Three lamas with traditional ear tags ride in a truck. Road to La Paz, Bolivia, South America

A Llambagini!

Three lamas with traditional ear tags ride in a truck. Road to La Paz, Bolivia, South America
Llama standing at machu Pichu

What do all Llamas call the end of the world?

Llama standing at machu Pichu

Llamageddon.

What did the Llama say to the grass?

Cute little llama eating some fresh grass

“Nice gnawing you!”

Cute little llama eating some fresh grass
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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a Llama?

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A turtle-neck sweater.

How do Llamas say, when you say “Thank you”?

No Probllama

“No probllama.”

No Probllama
Llama at school with glasses and pencil in mouth

What do all Llamas receive when they leave school?

Llama at school with glasses and pencil in mouth

A Dipllama.

 

Where do Llamas Go for Holidays?

Llama Lying around - Llama Laughs

“Shangri-Llama”

 

Llama Lying around - Llama Laughs
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What do you call a llama with its head underwater

Anything you like, they can’t hear you.

 

What do you call a secret group of llamas

Secret Llama

The Il-LLAMA-nati

 

Secret Llama
Shocked Llama

What did the llama say when he had been robbed?

Shocked Llama

I’ve been fleeced!

 

What do you call a gossipy llama?

Be a Llama Queen

A Llama-Queen

Be a Llama Queen
3 wwooley llamas standing outside in the wind - Llama Jokes

What side of a llama has the most fleece?

3 wwooley llamas standing outside in the wind - Llama Jokes

The outside

 

Why do llamas always win rap battles?

Rapper llama

Because they are so good at spitting!

Rapper llama

Why did the llama cross the road?

It was the chickens day off

 

Where do baby lamas go to eat?

Pizzacria

The Pizzacria!

Pizzacria
Wooley Llama

What do you call a really big llama?

Wooley Llama

A woolly mammoth!

 

What do you called a surprised Llama?

Shocked Llama

A-LLAMED

Shocked Llama
LLama in the mirror

What happened when the llama looked in the mirror?

LLama in the mirror

It saw a spitting image!

 

It's time to greet the day!

Llama Mia - here we go again

Llama mia, here I go again.

Llama Mia - here we go again

Why do llamas have such long neck?

To make sure their heads stay on!

What happened to the Llama that was bitten by a werewolf?

Werewolf llama wool

He became a “Werewool-f”

Werewolf llama wool
Llama Laughing

What do llamas type when they are laughing?

Llama Laughing

Llamao

What did the Llama say when his friend called him fat?

Fat poofy llama

I’m not fat, I’m poofy!

Fat poofy llama
di-llama dilemma llama

Did you hear about the llama who started an advice column?

di-llama dilemma llama

She was good at solving di-llamas!

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a llama sitting next to him.
"Are you a llama?" asked the man, surprised....
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"

Llama at the movies

The llama replied, “Well, I liked the book….

Llama at the movies
Llama take a selfie!

You should never waste a good hair day.

Llama take a selfie!

Llama take a selfie!

What do you get if you stand between two llamas?

Llaminated Llama

Llamanated

Llaminated Llama
Llama Tooth

What did the Llama say when he was asked for a toothy smile?

Llama Tooth

You want the tooth? You can’t handle the tooth!

How come Laurey Llama and Lousie Llama don't get along?

Llama drama for 2 llamas

Llama Drama!

Llama drama for 2 llamas
Llama Head Band

What makes music on on a Llama's Hair?

Llama Head Band

A headband!

Why did the Llama buy an eyepatch?

Eye Patch Llama

Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!

Eye Patch Llama
Llama Bell

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?

Llama Bell

Llama-llama-ding-dong!

Did you know it takes 2 Llamas to male a jumper?

Llama Knitting

It’s amazing. I didn’t even know they could knit!

Llama Knitting

What do you call a Llama with hooves in its ears?

Anything you like it can’t hear you!

What do you call a llama with no legs?

Llama Cloud

A long necked cloud!

Llama Cloud
Leaping Llama

Can a llama jump higher than the London eye?

Leaping Llama

Of course. The London Eye can’t jump.

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