Llama Laughs

Our list of llama jokes and puns

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Since we started llama life, we have come across llama loads of llama jokes. So, Llama laughs is our attempt to list llama jokes and puns for people who want to lol at llamas.

Because we love to laugh our collection of puns and jokes is updated weekly with new jokes that are sent to us.

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Before you proceed, we have to warn you, this page contains dad jokes!

What is a lamas favourite drink?

Llamanade!

What do you call a very fast llama?

A llambagini!

What do all llamas call the end of the world?

Llamageddon.

What did the llama say to the grass?

“Nice gnawing you!”

What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?

A turtle-neck sweater.

How do llamas respond when you say “Thank you”? They always say

“No probllama.”

What do all llamas receive when they graduate from school?

A dipllama.

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